Dec 28, 2007
|ORientation|
Yesterday was ORIENTATION!
27 December
We owned the other UGs
I saw the NPCC performing
1 thought was in my mind
"Is this a joke?"
Their banging was RHYTHMIC!
It went like BANG-BANGBANG-BANG!!
They were sensational and veri entertaining
I was laughing till my stomach(fats) ached
The St John's banging was corrdinated
But they consisted of only 4 people?
We were the undisputed BEST UG
K, I was in the drill contigent... Some of the sec 1s were veri kaopei...
I distinctly heard and saw this bloody pig walk past me and ask if we were veri sian and say that NCC gets flatfoot.
PIG- Meaning that he is even fatter than me, with more spare tyres than me and distinctly shorter than me, making it difficult for me to see him. I heard his pudgy footsteps, squeaky oinky voice and the disgusting sound of his wobbling fats as he walked past me, so he MUST BE A PIG
I was praying that tat pig tried doing advance PDS drills and threw our 4kg rifle. And with any luck, he will break his leg and hand
Our banging totally owned the NPCC, slightly better than the 4-person section of the st john. But then I felt that the PDS was damn zhai, especially Yongle and Yangcheng.
So Orientation was a success =) apart for the minor cok-ups
HA! We, the 21 people contigent, was bloody louder than the 100+ sec 1... LOL...
BTW, the NPCC had a new advertising gimmick-- They gave out NPCC calendars cards to every single sec 1. So, obviously, at the end of the day, the NCC had to work veri hard cleaning up the place, cuz of the uncountable number of calendar cards littered on the ground.
Haiz... Sad for Sean Lim... SCRAMM!!!
K, I dun want elaborate on that incident. I am feeling guilty for feeling pleased at wat happened to him.
THAT WAS YESTERDAY~
K, I am a bloody chatterbox
Boasting about his fats and achievements
But I cannot help it
I DID 14 one-handed push-ups today!!!
W00ts!!
